thefaultinourfandoms: fasterfood: “dad i got accepted into harvard!!” “son im very disappointed in u. i did not raise u to be such a nerd”
fuckerpunch: i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
You’re a ghost driving a meat coated skeleton made from stardust, what do you...– ~ Porkbeard (via criminalwisdom)
It wasn’t my day. My week. My month. My year. My life. God damn it.– Charles Bukowski, Pulp (via 50-5lbs)
schnickledooger: writer-on-fireee: I am a reader. I am a writer. People assume I do these things to escape. You couldn’t be more right. I’m escaping a world I don’t like. A world I have no control in. In this world, I am nothing. I am a color, a height, a weight, a number. But in the world of books and writing, I am amazing. I am powerful. I am different. People are better. Worlds are endless....
y = -(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10
dat-patriot: benedictblvd: jesus-misha: sundancekyd: equation of the curve of jensen ackles’ ass. Leave it to Tumblr. I’m just far too impressed that someone took the time to create a sine function for this. never been happier for math
You get depressed because you know that you’re not what you should be.– Marilyn Manson (via bonlver)
sodamnrelatable: omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desktop I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna pee myself omfg
69shadesofgray: If my jokes offend you: I’m sorry It won’t happen again 1 & 2 are lies You’re a pussy
longnightsandterriblefights: siriuslysalvatore: are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head when it’s someone’s name and you have to keep doing that for the rest of the book
jwisser: thepasta-nerada: vvrathia: the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
theoptimist134: asheathes: Do you ever just re-evaluate your life after reading a really good book and realize how boring life really is I mean we eat and sleep and go to school and work and that’s it. There’s no dragon-slaying, no real adventures, no sense of danger, no fighting for our lives, nothing really exhilarating or anything THIS IS THE REASON THAT I HAVE BEEN DEPRESSED SINCE AGE...
babyheroin: “Do not fall in love with people like me we will take you to museums and parks and monuments and kiss you in every beautiful place so that you can never go back to them without tasting us like blood in your mouth”
I think too much. I think ahead. I think behind. I think sideways. I think it...– Winona Ryder (via tited)