“ You’re a ghost driving a meat coated skeleton made from stardust, what do you have to be scared of?
— ~ Porkbeard (via criminalwisdom)
— ~ Porkbeard (via criminalwisdom)
Jake Gyllenhaal & Chris Pine “in talks” to play princes in film adaptation of INTO THE WOODS
Every time I’m reminded that this movie is happening I die a little inside…
Okay but this is actually some casting I could get on board with
AHHHH!! :D
— Charles Bukowski, Pulp (via 50-5lbs)
I am a reader. I am a writer. People assume I do these things to escape. You couldn’t be more right. I’m escaping a world I don’t like. A world I have no control in. In this world, I am nothing. I am a color, a height, a weight, a number. But in the world of books and writing, I am amazing. I am powerful. I am different. People are better. Worlds are endless. Change is possible. Life is manageable.
Accurate description of me from the ages of 12
my-lovely-lightning-in-a-bottle:
“do i have an oscar yet?”
“no?”
“ok….”
in-demigodishness-and-all-that:
england-made-a-spooky-blog-and:
Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting
4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.
reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.
deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.
It got better
Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.
This has officially become one of my favorite posts.
I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT
